whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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