i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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