Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
