your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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