Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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