So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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