IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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