I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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