Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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