you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Terrible idea I love it
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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