yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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