that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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