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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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