is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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