Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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