Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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