I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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