Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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