just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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