You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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