when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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