i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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