i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
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