we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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