She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I lost the right to judge tonight
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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