just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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