He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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