I want to have your abortion
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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