break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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