some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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