lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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