Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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