I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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