whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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