I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
