are you so shy because you have an std?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
my shit smells like andre
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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