JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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