i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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