Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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