I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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