yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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