Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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