dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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