Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Randomize
