Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Randomize
