these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
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