Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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