508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
