i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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