i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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