Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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