is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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